"Love, Do you think socks is pregnant?"
Edwin:"Yeah."
Beth: "She should have had kittens by now.
Edwin: "Maybe she is just fat"
Beth: "But she does have "boobs".
Edwin: "Well, you have boobs. All women have boobs."
Problem solved!
Still trying to fall asleep my mind wandered further...
"Love, How do you think the best way to develop my photography would be?"
The wise one: "Start by reading your camera manual, that will teach you a lot. Then, you can take naked photos of me and you will be an expert in no time." (Laughing at himself)
Me: Laughing at him
Now I was really awake and head still pounding. Edwin dressed for work as we conversed on many such topics. I was telling him about funny Mormon business ideas. To which he replied, "Lots of people try to make money off of Mormon's... Like the cafeteria at the temple. It cost me 11 bucks to eat dinner last night. Now that is a profitable company!" With a kiss on the cheek he was off, feeling confidant and wise. Till we meet again my love. XOXO
